Saudi Arabia Opens Mecca Hardcore Sex Shop

Saudi Arabia was pleased to announce today that the capital Riyadh is to open it’s first ever Mecca approved hardcore sex shop complete with vibrators to the general public. It is a ground breaking move for the medieval backward country which is popular for human punishment and beheading.

Sheikh Summers‘ the chain behind the store intends to provide a discreet and satisfying customer experience with the latest in sexual toys and clothing. The modern man of Saudi Arabia will no longer be sexually repressed when it comes to ‘whoring it up’ in the bedroom department with his 40 wives.

The hardcore sex shop will sell the same items as in the Western World and will include:

  • Lube & Poppers
  • Dildos including rampant ‘mecca’ rabbit
  • Gimp & bondage outfits
  • Latex Arabic robes & butt plugs
  • Blow up camels
  • Helmet & nipple piecing
  • Plus much much more

Women must enter the shop at the back through the rat infested sewers and must remain fully clothed and are not permitted to speak at all. They must not purchase dildos, toys, outfits or look at or buy anything relating to sexual activity. They are allowed to pour coffee and carry shopping bags only.

Male patrons have no fear of reprisals as they are already in charge and run the country with an iron fist. Westerners will not be allowed in the store either except for visiting members of the UK Royal family.

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